The WifeLife Archive · Vol. I · № 01Subject File
Subject 15243 The Real Housewives of New YorkDevyn Simone
From The Real World to the front row, with excellent advice.
- Jurisdiction
- New York
- Roster
- Current Housewife
- Archetype
- Sultry Luxe
Asset Dossier: Simone, D.
Field Data Entry
Registry ID WLS-115-DVS-501
Current Status Friend of the Housewives, RHONY Season 16
Asset Risk (Dangerously Easy to Talk To)
Primary Export Glamour with a sense of humor
The Entrance
Devyn Simone arrives as a friend of the Housewives, introduced to the group through her friendship with Jessel Taank. She is no stranger to cameras: she first appeared on MTV’s The Real World: Brooklyn and went on to compete on several seasons of The Challenge. Off the competition circuit she works as Tinder’s resident relationship expert and offers dating advice on Today and Good Morning America.
The Estate Appraisal
Her persona is relaxed and refreshingly unbothered. She describes herself as more of a B plus than a Type A, says she is allergic to mean girl stuff, and prefers to hear all the facts before taking a side. In a franchise built on alliances, that is a rare luxury. Her style leans bold and polished in the Sultry Luxe tradition: a red strapless dress with matching lipstick, a black sleeveless gown with a newspaper print clutch, and a red corset style dress have all been photographed on her. Darling, she understands that a strong color does half the talking before she says a word.
The Verdict
She is placed in the Sovereign Estate’s Sultry Lounge, a guest suite with excellent lighting and no interest in a feud. The Heiress notes that her confidence comes from experience rather than performance, and that she could probably advise the whole house on its romantic strategy.
