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The WifeLife Archive · Vol. I · № 01The Consultation

Which of the twelve are you?

Ten questions. One archetype. A wardrobe that finally makes sense.

*consults the dossier*

Analysing your style DNA

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The WifeLife Archive · Vol. I · № 03The Collection

The Collection

Twelve women. Every one of them is you, a little.

A woman with a sleek black bob in head-to-toe parakeet-green tailoring, a long coat over her shoulders, seated on a gallery bench against a stark white wall.

Sovereign Minimalist

Patroness: Yolanda Hadid

A silver-haired woman in a sapphire satin gown with an open back, long gloves and pearls, looking back over her shoulder beneath a crystal chandelier.

Grande Dame

Patroness: Karen Huger

A platinum-blonde woman in a long-sleeved gold sequin gown, one hand at her earring, at a marble vanity with bulb-lit mirrors glowing pink.

Glam Fab

Patroness: NeNe Leakes

A woman with brunette waves in a saffron coat over a cream silk blouse and trousers, leaning on a library table with glasses in hand.

Modern Matriarch

Patroness: Lisa Vanderpump

A woman with a short natural crop in a scarlet suit, walking through a dark boardroom with a blue-hour city skyline behind her.

Corporate Baddie

Patroness: Bethenny Frankel

A woman with long black hair in a deep-red velvet gown and black opera gloves, behind a chair at a candlelit dining table.

Dark Feminine

Patroness: Erika Jayne

A woman with voluminous dark curls in a violet gown with a leopard coat slipping off her shoulders, on a marble staircase.

Jersey Sovereign

Patroness: Teresa Giudice

A smiling blonde woman in a white linen shirt dress and yellow headscarf, seated by a lemon tree above a blue Mediterranean bay.

Euro-Summer Chic

Patroness: Dorit Kemsley

A red-haired woman in a tweed hacking jacket, cream breeches and riding boots, holding the reins of a chestnut horse in a stable yard.

Old Money Equestrian

Patroness: Sonja Morgan

A woman with long black curls in a terracotta silk caftan with gold embroidery, seated on a banquette before green zellige tiles.

High Couture

Patroness: Rachel Zoe

A laughing woman with wind-blown dark hair in a fuchsia satin one-shoulder gown, on a rooftop with a city skyline at sunset.

Main Character Neon

Patroness: Chanel Ayan

A woman with loose curls in a copper-coral satin cowl-neck gown, leaning on a stone balustrade above the sea at dusk.

Sultry Luxe

Patroness: Porsha Williams

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