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The WifeLife Archive · Vol. I · № 01The Salon

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The WifeLife Archive · Vol. I · № 02The Collection

I The Collection

Twelve women. Every one of them is you, a little.

A woman with a sleek black bob in head-to-toe parakeet-green tailoring, a long coat over her shoulders, seated on a gallery bench against a stark white wall.

Sovereign Minimalist

Patroness: Yolanda Hadid

A silver-haired woman in a sapphire satin gown with an open back, long gloves and pearls, looking back over her shoulder beneath a crystal chandelier.

Grande Dame

Patroness: Karen Huger

A platinum-blonde woman in a long-sleeved gold sequin gown, one hand at her earring, at a marble vanity with bulb-lit mirrors glowing pink.

Glam Fab

Patroness: NeNe Leakes

A woman with brunette waves in a saffron coat over a cream silk blouse and trousers, leaning on a library table with glasses in hand.

Modern Matriarch

Patroness: Lisa Vanderpump

A woman with a short natural crop in a scarlet suit, walking through a dark boardroom with a blue-hour city skyline behind her.

Corporate Baddie

Patroness: Bethenny Frankel

A woman with long black hair in a deep-red velvet gown and black opera gloves, behind a chair at a candlelit dining table.

Dark Feminine

Patroness: Erika Jayne

A woman with voluminous dark curls in a violet gown with a leopard coat slipping off her shoulders, on a marble staircase.

Jersey Sovereign

Patroness: Teresa Giudice

A smiling blonde woman in a white linen shirt dress and yellow headscarf, seated by a lemon tree above a blue Mediterranean bay.

Euro-Summer Chic

Patroness: Dorit Kemsley

A red-haired woman in a tweed hacking jacket, cream breeches and riding boots, holding the reins of a chestnut horse in a stable yard.

Old Money Equestrian

Patroness: Sonja Morgan

A woman with long black curls in a terracotta silk caftan with gold embroidery, seated on a banquette before green zellige tiles.

High Couture

Patroness: Rachel Zoe

A laughing woman with wind-blown dark hair in a fuchsia satin one-shoulder gown, on a rooftop with a city skyline at sunset.

Main Character Neon

Patroness: Chanel Ayan

A woman with loose curls in a copper-coral satin cowl-neck gown, leaning on a stone balustrade above the sea at dusk.

Sultry Luxe

Patroness: Porsha Williams

The WifeLife Archive · Vol. I · № 03What They Wear

II What They Wear

Identified, so you may acquire them.

Dark green ribbed knit sweater dress and cropped shrug on a dress form in an autumn lounge

Whitney Rose Wore a $50 Amazon Dress. Apparently, Baby Gorgeous Isn’t the Only One Who Knows How to Sell.

Oversized yellow-gold and black navigator sunglasses on driftwood at a beach at golden hour

Erin Lichy’s Sunglasses Cost $895. Apparently, Even a Beach Walk Requires a Budget.

Two lit scented glass candles, one pink and one plum, on a marble console beside plums and a rose

Shop Lisa Barlow’s Home: The Two NEST Candles She Layers for Fall

Purple feather mini dress and navy striped midi dress in a confessional-style set

Stacey Rusch’s Season 11 Premiere Dresses: The $498 Feather Mini and the $264 Striped Midi

Mustard belted jacket and vintage-pink tennis skirt, cap and sweatshirt on a courtside bench

Wendy Osefo’s Season 11 Premiere Looks: The $178 Yellow Jacket and the Pink Tennis Set

Lip pencil, blush and bronzer on a mirrored vanity tray with a tequila glass and peonies

Lisa Barlow’s Beauty Cabinet: The $19 Lip Pencil Topping the Housewives Bestseller Board

Two matching metallic gold tailored suits on dress forms in a San Francisco mansion salon

Lisa Barlow and Meredith Marks Wore Gold to Start a War. Naturally, We Found the Clothes.

Ivory wide-leg trousers with a cobalt side stripe on a lounge chair at a private island dock

Erika Hammond Owns a Private Island. Naturally, Her Casual Pants Cost $350.

The WifeLife Archive · Vol. I · № 04Beauty & Care

III Beauty & Care

What the vanity is hiding.

Lip pencil, blush and bronzer on a mirrored vanity tray with a tequila glass and peonies

Lisa Barlow’s Beauty Cabinet: The $19 Lip Pencil Topping the Housewives Bestseller Board

Amber hair serum bottle, mousse canister, folded silk pillowcase and eye patch jar on a dark marble nightstand

Angie Katsanevas Has Opinions About Everyone’s Hair. Here’s What She Actually Uses.

Pair of black and tortoiseshell zigzag headbands resting on a cream silk pillowcase on a dark marble vanity

Carole Radziwill Has Expensive Taste. Her Favorite Headbands Cost $5 Apiece.

Rachel Zoe’s Lip Plumper and Hair Spray - Product Image

Rachel Zoe’s Lip Plumper and Hair Spray

The WifeLife Archive · Vol. I · № 05Shop by Wife

IV Shop by Wife

Study one woman closely.

Kyle Richards 16 pieces

Rachel Zoe 14 pieces

Porsha Williams - WifeLife Archive

Porsha Williams 9 pieces

Alicia Carmody 8 pieces

Dorit Kemsley - WifeLife Archive

Dorit Kemsley 8 pieces

Lisa Barlow 7 pieces

Tamra Judge 7 pieces

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Kelli Ferrell 7 pieces

The WifeLife Archive · Vol. I · № 06Shop by Jurisdiction

V Shop by Jurisdiction

Every city has its uniform.

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