Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Season 15 Episode 15 Dorit’s Floral Corset Top

Dorit wore florals to a divorce. The audacity, the timing, the corseting of it all.

It’s a structured corset top in a painterly floral — boned bodice, sweetheart neckline, the kind of stiffness that holds you upright when your marriage won’t. Picture Season 15, Episode 15: PK situation simmering, the women circling like perfumed sharks, and Dorit arriving in a garden print as though she’d just wandered off a Capri terrace. The print is romantic. The hardware is not. This is what you wear when you’ve decided the room will look at you and you’ve prepared accordingly.

Permission granted, with conditions — wear it to a lunch you intend to win (and a brunch where the floral-midi girls are about to feel very junior). Acquire.