Real Housewives of New Jersey: Season 14 Reunion/Sit Down Melissa’s Bow Bow Sandals

These are the satin bow-strap sandals from the sit-down heard ’round the cul-de-sac — the season Teresa and Melissa finally stopped pretending the holidays would ever happen again. Slim heel, glossy finish, a bow at the toe that announces itself three feet before the foot arrives. They are flirty, they are pointed, they are the shoe equivalent of saying “I wish you well” while meaning the opposite.

Permission granted, darling, though I’d keep them off any stairs your sister-in-law might be descending. Into the Vault →