Real Housewives of New Jersey: Season 14 Reunion/Sit Down Rachel’s White Strappy Ball Heel Sandals

These are strappy white sandals built on a sculptural ball heel — that round little orb of a heel that clicks against marble like a punctuation mark. Thin straps cross the foot in the way that suggests pedicure maintenance is not a suggestion in this house, it’s a religion. On a Reunion couch where Teresa was busy rewriting history and Margaret was busy correcting it, Rachel’s feet were doing quiet, expensive diplomacy. The lesser franchises would have reached for a platform; New Jersey, bless it, occasionally reaches for taste.

White sandals in winter is a power move, and we permit it. (Yes, you’ll need a pedicure. Consider that the membership fee.) Into the Vault →