The Real Housewives of New York City: Season 15 Reunion Brynn’s Embellished Transparent Pumps

Brynn wore glass slippers to the reunion, which is either Cinderella behavior or a cry for help, and I refuse to decide.

These are clear PVC pumps crusted in rhinestones, the kind of shoe that clicks across a soundstage and announces a woman who has already prepared three opening statements. The transparency is the joke and the point — nothing hidden, everything sparkling, much like Brynn herself across Season 15, which she treated as a personal audition tape with the rest of the cast as unwilling scene partners. They catch the studio light like a disco ball at confession, and they weigh almost nothing, which tracks (so does she, occasionally).

Wear them when you need to be seen through and overdressed simultaneously. A noble combination, darling. Into the Vault →