The Real Housewives of New York City: Season 15 Reunion Racquel’s Lucite Sprout Collar

It is a clear lucite collar studded with sprouting green tendrils — the kind of piece that clicks when you turn your head, loud enough to remind the table you are still talking. Worn during Season 15’s reunion, the season Bravo rebooted New York with an entirely new cast and the city’s old guard pretending not to watch (they were watching), it served as Racquel’s opening argument before she opened her mouth. A drama catalyst dressed as a centerpiece. Plastic, planted, premeditated.

Acquire it if you intend to interrupt someone important and want the jewelry to do half the work. The other half is your problem, darling. Into the Vault →