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You wish to speak with me? How... unexpected. I do hope you have something interesting to say. The wine is chilling, and my patience is—let us be honest—limited.
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Frequently Asked Questions
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How do you find the fashion items?
We employ a combination of screen captures, brand recognition software, reverse image search, and tips from our network of informants. Some items are identified through the wives' own social media—when they remember to tag appropriately. Others require... more creative investigation.
Can I request a specific wife or item?
You may certainly try. Use the contact form above and select "Fashion or Property Intelligence." If your request intrigues me, we shall pursue it. If it bores me, well—*gestures vaguely*—you understand.
Do you work with brands?
Occasionally. If a brand meets my exacting standards and aligns with the Estate's aesthetic, we may discuss collaboration. Reach out to [email protected] with your proposal. Be prepared for a thorough vetting.
Is WifeLife affiliated with Bravo?
Heavens, no. We are entirely independent—fiercely so. We are not affiliated with Bravo, NBC Universal, Andy Cohen, or any entity that profits from these women's drama. We simply... document it. With judgment.
How do I get my product featured?
If you represent a brand and wish to be featured on WifeLife, email [email protected]. Include product details, pricing, and any relevant Housewife connections. Note: tacky items will be rejected. You will know if you are tacky.
Do you correct mistakes?
Of course. Even the Haughty Heiress is occasionally—*pauses*—imprecise. If you spot an error, use the contact form with "Correction" as the subject. We shall update the record and credit you, assuming you are not completely pedestrian.