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Jackie Gillies

Primary export Psychic Readings and Unfiltered Theatrical Chaos

Jurisdiction
Melbourne
Roster
Current Housewife
Archetype
Dark Feminine
Holdings
The Spiritual Sessions, Shine With Jackie
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The Entrance

Jackie Gillies enters a room the way a séance enters a dinner party—uninvited by half the guests, embraced with alarming enthusiasm by the rest. The psychic medium credentials are either genuinely believed or genuinely committed to as bit, and after several seasons I confess I still cannot determine which, which is, I suspect, precisely the effect she’s engineered.

The Estate Appraisal

Her domain leans theatrical—candles, crystals, the specific ambiance of a woman who has decided that mysticism and reality television are, in fact, the same genre. She entertains with genuine unpredictability, which in a cast this combustible reads as either delightful or exhausting depending entirely on how recently she’s read someone’s aura against their will.

The Verdict

Jackie shall be placed in The Candlelit Parlor in the Sovereign Estate where the candles are always burning and the music is always louder than anyone requested. She has never once let a room stay boring on her watch. Darling, I remain unconvinced the spirits are real, but I confess the theater is genuinely entertaining.

Filed under Dark Feminine · Chapter VI, Melbourne

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