Tamra Judge’s Burgundy Lace Asymmetric Dress

It’s an asymmetric burgundy lace dress: one shoulder bare, the other doing the heavy lifting, hem cut on a slant so it skims the knee at an angle that flatters anyone who’s ever done a tequila shot on camera. The lace has a slight scratch to it — not a whisper, a presence — which feels correct for a woman who once flipped a table at Andy’s reunion couch and apologized to no one. Burgundy was always going to be her color. Black is for funerals; red is for amateurs; this is the shade in between, where the actual damage gets done.

Wear it where you intend to be remembered, and nowhere you intend to behave. Acquire →