Ashley Iaconetti’s Black Star Print Robe

Ashley I. has cried on national television more times than most of us have changed bedsheets, and somehow we forgive her every time.

This is a black robe scattered with white stars — satin-weight, the kind that slips off the shoulder before you’ve reached the coffee machine. It’s a costume for the morning-after debrief, the journaling, the rewatch of her Bachelor Winter Games arc where she sobbed her way into a husband (a feat, frankly). Ashley built a whole personality on soft sheets, soft lighting, and softer feelings, and this robe is the uniform of that empire. A lesser woman would have worn terrycloth.

Wear it to brunch you’re hosting in bed. Wear it to ignore texts.