Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Season 15 Episode 15 Kyle’s Leather Platform Sandals

Kyle Richards wore platforms to a dinner she knew would end in tears, which is the most Kyle sentence ever written.

These are the leather platform sandals from Episode 15 — chunky-soled, ankle-strapped, the kind of shoe that lands with an audible thunk on a marble foyer before the argument even starts. Glam Fab in its purest form: tall enough to tower over Dorit’s latest grievance, sturdy enough to march out of a Kathy-versus-Kyle reconciliation that didn’t quite reconcile. The leather has that broken-in, lived-in sheen of a woman who has been litigating her own narrative since Season One (and counting).

Permission granted, though I’ll note the irony of needing four inches to feel grounded. Acquire.