Real Housewives of Potomac: Season 10 Reunion Keiarna’s Custom-Made Gown

This is a custom-made reunion dress, the kind of garment with real weight in the hem — the kind that makes a sound when you cross your legs and a statement when you don’t. Reunion gowns are their own dialect on Potomac: Karen’s caped moment, Gizelle’s column dresses, Wendy’s increasingly theological necklines. Keiarna walked in fresh and dressed like she’d been there for six seasons, which is, frankly, the only acceptable strategy in Andy’s hot seat.

You may have it, because rookies who arrive prepared deserve patronage (the unprepared deserve our prayers). Wear it where you intend to be remembered. Into the Vault →