Shannon Beador’s Blue Under Eye Patches and Depuffing Wand

Somewhere between the broken glass on the kitchen floor and the “God’s gonna take care of me” press tour, Shannon discovered the puff was the real enemy.

These are two cool, vaguely jelly-cold blue patches you slap under the eye, followed by a weighted metal wand you roll along the cheekbone like you’re ironing a tablecloth. The wand has actual heft — chilled stainless that clicks against the bathroom counter — and the patches leave behind a faint tackiness that says you tried. It is the exact arsenal a woman builds after a season finale she cannot un-air, and frankly, more useful than another glass of David’s chardonnay.

Permission granted for the morning after anything (a divorce filing, a tablescape, a Tamra). Acquire.