Heather Dubrow’s Facial Steamer

Heather Dubrow does not sweat. She steams.

It’s a facial steamer, which is to say a small humming vessel that exhales warm fog onto your face while you contemplate your enemies. This one sits heavy on the vanity in matte porcelain white, the kind of weight that says *I was not an impulse buy*. Picture the Champagne Garden episodes — that particular Dubrow lighting where every pore has been negotiated with — and understand that fog like this is the opening act. (Terry’s not steaming. Terry is golfing.)

Yes, it costs more than the lesser appliances rattling around your bathroom drawer. Acquire anyway. Into the Vault →