Sutton Stracke’s Laptop Cover

This is a slim protective sleeve for the device she allegedly uses to manage the boutique, the foundation board, and whatever ongoing dispute is in rotation this week. The shell has that smooth matte finish that doesn’t fingerprint, which matters when you’re clutching it through a lunch at San Vicente. Recall Season 12, when she informed Crystal she had a real job during the Aspen meltdown — this is the prop that argues the case. (The case has a case.)

Permission granted, with the caveat that you actually open the laptop occasionally. A sleeve without a spreadsheet inside is just a clutch with delusions. Into the Vault →