Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Season 15 Episode 14 Sutton’s Gold Platform Sandals

Sutton Stracke owns her gold the way other women own grudges: quietly, expensively, and forever.

These are her tall gold platform sandals from Season 15, Episode 14 — a slim ankle strap, a high block heel, and that thick metallic platform that makes a particular hollow knock against marble floors (the sound of a woman who has Already Spoken to Her Lawyer). Sutton wears gold the way Kyle wears denim and Dorit wears regret: as a personality trait. On her, they read Southern debutante by way of Rodeo Drive; on you, they will read like you finally understood the assignment.

Yes, they are loud. Yes, you will hear yourself crossing a parking lot. That is the point. Into the Vault →