Real Housewives of Orange County: Season 19 Reunion Shannon’s Pointed Toe Pump

This is a stiletto pump, sharp at the front and serious at the heel, the kind of footwear that makes a marble floor sound like a verdict being read. It is the shoe equivalent of Shannon saying “I’m a TRUE Housewife of Orange County” while everyone else stares at their hands. You wear this when you are explaining yourself for the last time, when the lawyer is in the wings, when the wine is white and the lighting is unforgiving. Lesser women would have chosen a kitten heel and a softer story.

Acquire if you intend to be misunderstood with dignity (and excellent posture). The point is the point. Into the Vault →