Ashley Iaconetti’s Black Off The Shoulder Sweatshirt

A black off-the-shoulder sweatshirt is the universal uniform of women who want to look effortless on camera and know exactly which shoulder catches the light.

It’s a soft cotton-blend pullover, slouchy through the body, with a wide neckline that slides off one collarbone and refuses to behave. The fabric has that broken-in weight — heavy enough to drape, thin enough to suggest you weren’t trying. Pair it with the energy of Kim Zolciak filming her first ‘Tardy for the Party’ verse in full glam and sweats, and you understand the assignment. (The assignment is: look like you rolled out of bed in Buckhead, not Duluth.)

Permission granted, with a warning — this only works if the shoulder in question has been moisturized within the hour. Acquire →